December 2011
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Police officer: 911 what's your emergency?
Me: tumblr is crashing again
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lostwithoutathought:
C12H22O11 we’re goin’ down
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mom: come down for dinner
me: ok
five minutes later
mom: I SAID COME DOWN FOR DINNER NOBODY EVER FUCKING LISTENS TO ME IN THIS HOUSE YOU GUYS DONT APPRECIATE ANYTHING
me: ok *goes to the kitchen* wheres the food
mom: oh its not done yet
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mom: what time did you go to bed last night?
me: that information is confidential
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yamesmaslow:
I secretly want to be friends with a lot of people on here but I can’t work up the nerve to talk to them what else is new
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unfollow spree
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